I'm dreaming of a brown christmas!

[Hath]

Its snowing 7" today, but if I ever complain about it again please would one of you kick me!

Don't know if anyone saw this on the news:

Boulder fires: Marshall Fire is already most destructive fire in Colorado history | FOX31 Denver (kdvr.com)

https://kdvr.com/news/local/boulder-fire-superior-louisville-destruction/

Watch this all yesterday and into the night. Apocalyptic about sums it up. At least 600 homes destroyed (as in burned to the ground) 30,000+ people ecavuated. Only good peice of news is no one has died but its early so fingures crossed.

Go hug your loved ones!

 

[Majestic]

Its snowing 7" today, but if I ever complain about it again please would one of you kick me!

Don't know if anyone saw this on the news:

Boulder fires: Marshall Fire is already most destructive fire in Colorado history | FOX31 Denver (kdvr.com)

https://kdvr.com/news/local/boulder-fire-superior-louisville-destruction/

Watch this all yesterday and into the night. Apocalyptic about sums it up. At least 600 homes destroyed (as in burned to the ground) 30,000+ people ecavuated. Only good peice of news is no one has died but its early so fingures crossed.

Go hug your loved ones!

Sounds like bushfires we get here, they're never good. Good news no lives have been lost.

 

[Hath]

Well the snows settled to about 1.5 to 2 feet and the south slopes are melting out a bit. So spring is right aroung the bend. In like 2.5 months. Is it to soon to be dreaming of green grass and baby calves?

What can I say:
I'm just a Rootin tootin lasso loopin poop-gun shootin racoon cowboy!

 

[Majestic]

It's another hot day here today unfortunately. Looks like we're polar opposites lol

 

[Hath]

So your just a !yobwoc noocar nitoohs nug-pop nipool ossal nitoot nitooR?
or should it be this one >?




On a side note did you hear the valcano blast? I saw where some people in Australia heard and I would guess felt the blast.

 

[Majestic]

So your just a !yobwoc noocar nitoohs nug-pop nipool ossal nitoot nitooR?
View attachment 20358 or should it be this one >? View attachment 20359




On a side note did you hear the valcano blast? I saw where some people in Australia heard and I would guess felt the blast.

Nope not here at least, Australia is pretty much the same size as America if you exclude Alaska and Hawaii so we're fairly sizable land mass size. lol

 

[Hath]

Was just curious that shock wave was impressive! And the news said that it was heard in Alaska, not sure I beleive that one.

Ok so if your not a polar opposite. Rootin cowboy typed backwards and an upsidedown racoon. How about this?

Aussie Bandit!

 

[Majestic]

Was just curious that shock wave was impressive! And the news said that it was heard in Alaska, not sure I beleive that one.

I don't trust anything the Mainstream Media says, they all following an agenda and are owned by corrupt billionaires who also have investments in large pharmaceutical companies. Just got to follow the money trail. So yeah I wouldn't believe them if they said water was wet lol.

Ok so if your not a polar opposite. Rootin cowboy typed backwards and an upsidedown racoon. How about this?

View attachment 20366 Aussie Bandit!

Hahaha. Would rather a wombat personally those fellas have attitude. Not to mention they're build like a brick shithouse I've hot a few on the road it's like hitting a boulder.

 

[Hath]

Boy did you hit the nail on the head with the media. But, at least here, we dont have a media anymore. We have propaganda networks. Put'em all in a sack and give them a shake and you couldn't tell the difference between them when you poured them out!


Sorry this will have to do for the moment. I cant find a wombat in a cowboy hat to save my life.

 

[Majestic]

Boy did you hit the nail on the head with the media. But, at least here, we dont have a media anymore. We have propaganda networks. Put'em all in a sack and give them a shake and you couldn't tell the difference between them when you poured them out!

Oath. Unfortunately many don't see it.

Sorry this will have to do for the moment. I cant find a wombat in a cowboy hat to save my life.

View attachment 20367

I might have to hit Photoshop hahah

 

[Hellkite]

So I have to save the world again one racoon" trash panda" life at a time



your saved coon

that and he has his own team
The Rocket City Trash Pandas are a Minor League Baseball team of the Double-A South and the Double-A affiliate of the Los Angeles Angels.
​

 

[Hath]

Hellkite to the rescue. Thank you. I did finally find one cowboy wombat but i think yours is better.


Ya you have to be careful of the trash pandas some of us are mean.
Especially if we don't get are sugar cubes!

 

[Hath]

Well its suppose to be -10 to -25 degrees here tomorrow night so I was hoping you guys in the southern hemisphere can help me out. If it isn't to much trouble could you turn a fan on and point it north. I'll take all the warm air currents I can get.


@Majestic did you ever get the Laylah shipment? Its been awhile and haven't got an update. I know you put her on Cabels credit card @Hellkite but maybe you should have sprung for something faster than third class air freight. Hope you at least poked a few air holes in the box! Anyway when she does show I found the t-shirt Majestic may want to wear when he picks her up.

 

[Majestic]

Well its suppose to be -10 to -25 degrees here tomorrow night so I was hoping you guys in the southern hemisphere can help me out. If it isn't to much trouble could you turn a fan on and point it north. I'll take all the warm air currents I can get.

Haha, it's actually pretty nice here today, it's actually raining 22C here so quite n ice, still walking around only in shorts though.

@Majestic did you ever get the Laylah shipment? Its been awhile and haven't got an update. I know you put her on Cabels credit card @Hellkite but maybe you should have sprung for something faster than third class air freight. Hope you at least poked a few air holes in the box! Anyway when she does show I found the t-shirt Majestic may want to wear when he picks her up.
View attachment 20446

Nah bet Hellkite sent it to the wrong address knowing my luck

 

[Hellkite]

Nope Cabal's card was declined

 

[Hath]

It was -9 here this morning your going to have to turn the fan up to high Majestic!!!

Guess I got the better of the Laylah or Racoon avatar chose.

 

[Hellkite]

Well she lives near you she could have drove right up to your door.

Getting her to Maj would take a lot more doing .

 

[Majestic]

It was -9 here this morning your going to have to turn the fan up to high Majestic!!!

Guess I got the better of the Laylah or Racoon avatar chose.

Hahahaha.

Well she lives near you she could have drove right up to your door.

Getting her to Maj would take a lot more doing .

Though I thought American girls love Aussie accents.

 

[Hellkite]

They do never underestimate that Maj. you really have a/an upper hand here my friend

But oddly the counter is true for Aussie sheilas they like American accents

 

[Majestic]

I'm in the wrong country lol.

 

[Hath]

Ya I'm in the wrong country too! But I just had a great idea if we both find a 10 we could mail them to each other. Remember I like red-heads. Do you think cable's credit card would cover fourth class air freight two ways?

 

[Majestic]

Ya I'm in the wrong country too! But I just had a great idea if we both find a 10 we could mail them to each other. Remember I like red-heads. Do you think cable's credit card would cover fourth class air freight two ways?

Hahaha. Redhead or Blonde for me mate.

@CABAL what ya reckon mate, wanna do one for the team?

 

[CABAL]

Well, I could certainly do with a vacation...

 

[Hath]

I guess it isn't fair to Cabel to not send him a 10 aussie too, since he's paying for the shipping lol. What do you think Majestic do you think you can come up with two 10's? Maybe Cabel can start looking for a 10 to send Majestic too, because I don't think this is going to end up being fair to Majestic either. I looked locally in my little corner of the world and there just isn't any 10's..., or 9's..., or 8's..., if you stick your finguers in both of your eyes I could maybe scrap up a 7 for ya if I look for the next 6 weeks. Majestic if you want one right away I could get you a 4+++... oh wait thats 4XXXL, ya I'd recommend you wait the 6 weeks.

 

[Majestic]

I guess it isn't fair to Cabel to not send him a 10 aussie too, since he's paying for the shipping lol. What do you think Majestic do you think you can come up with two 10's? Maybe Cabel can start looking for a 10 to send Majestic too, because I don't think this is going to end up being fair to Majestic either. I looked locally in my little corner of the world and there just isn't any 10's..., or 9's..., or 8's..., if you stick your finguers in both of your eyes I could maybe scrap up a 7 for ya if I look for the next 6 weeks. Majestic if you want one right away I could get you a 4+++... oh wait thats 4XXXL, ya I'd recommend you wait the 6 weeks.

Hahaha. a 7 would be less um crazy I reckon and more likely not to run off with what little I have in money and assets

I'm sure I can come up with 2 for Cabal, what are friends for.

 

[Hath]

WHOA mate! You want a non-cazy one? Are you ok? Did you hit your head? Those are an "ELEVEN"! I hate to break it to you but their either already married or made out of unobtainium! We better get Hellkite in here, hope he has access to satellite imagery, and a super computer to scour the hole north american continent for the ONE non-married eleven out there.

If this joke don't hit the nail on the head I'll eat my hat!

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
That's nice she thinks, but I want more. So she continues upward.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
Wow she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
Oh mercy me! She exclaims, I can hardly stand it!

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay but she goes to the sixth floor where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives Store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third floor has wives that love sex, have money and like to drink beer.
The fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

 

[Majestic]

WHOA mate! You want a non-cazy one? Are you ok? Did you hit your head? Those are an "ELEVEN"! I hate to break it to you but their either already married or made out of unobtainium! We better get Hellkite in here, hope he has access to satellite imagery, and a super computer to scour the hole north american continent for the ONE non-married eleven out there.

Hahaha, I was thinking more an 8 or 7 just so the craziness isn't so bad on the hot to crazy scale.

Spoiler: Joke

If this joke don't hit the nail on the head I'll eat my hat!

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
That's nice she thinks, but I want more. So she continues upward.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
Wow she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
Oh mercy me! She exclaims, I can hardly stand it!

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay but she goes to the sixth floor where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives Store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third floor has wives that love sex, have money and like to drink beer.
The fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Seen that joke before always a favourite. Though us guys really aren't too worried about how much a women has assets/money wise so I would've if I made the joke swapped the wife store's money for looks. More accurate methinks.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives Store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and are hot.
The third floor has wives that love sex, are hot and like to drink beer.

The fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

 

[Hath]

Rotflmao!!! The hot crazy matrix is awesome! I also think that changing #2 to looks is spot on. Although if we're changing things #3 needs some work. Most guys want their chicks to drink so that they'll have sex so if #1 is they love sex why bother with #3. So my revised wife floor layout is as follows:

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives Store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and are hot.
The third floor has wives that love sex, are hot and have a furry fetish. (Don't worry @Terra_Inc I'm looking out for you buddy!)

The fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

 

[Majestic]

The third floor has wives that love sex, are hot and have a furry fetish. (Don't worry @Terra_Inc I'm looking out for you buddy!)

The fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Hahaha. Ya Terra he's got you buddy.

 

[Hellkite]

Terra's Floor ​