Teh Lol on STO

[SciFiFan]

Hi yall. I have come across a few instanced while playing STO and took some screen shots. I thought it would be nice to share the funny things I see. Please, if any of you all come across anything funny, share them here.

Took a walk outside of DS9. While playing "Favor the Bold" I fell off of the station only, I didn't die. I had to turn off my suit to get back to where I needed to be.


I think someone turned up the bio filters too high on the transporter.


Again while playing "Favor the Bold" I found that you can actually fall through the force field. I went through once and went straight to the first level. This is what I found there. Again, I had to turn my suit off.

 

[Adm_Z]

Haha, yep, that mission was really glitchy for me.

I for one loved the animation for typing on the panels.


I actually fell through the pylon into the breached part of ds9 with the dominion soldiers Unfoortunatly, I didn't get a pic.

 

[SciFiFan]

MSFC Task Force members (from left to right) Leni (Majestic), Zesa (SciFiFan), and Kat Ala (Katala) decided to put on a show in Ops of DS9 following the surrender of the Dominion forces.

 

[Andre27]

Sometimes i think you folks have too much time on your hands

 

[Adm_Z]

Really? I always wish I had more.

 

[thunderfoot]

[Waay off topic, lol]
I'm sittin' on this barstool,
Talkin' like a darn fool.
I got the Twelve O' Clock news blues.
And I've given up hope
On the afternoon soaps
With a bottle of cold brew.
Is it any wonder I'm not crazy.
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all.

Is it any wonder I've got
Too much time on my hands.
Hard to believe such a calamity,
I've got too much time on my hands.
And it's ticking away with my sanity.
Ticking away. Ticking away from You-know-who
[/Waay off topic, lol] We now return you to your regularly scheduled lols.

 

[thunderfoot]

"The Founders are wise in all things." Well, okay. If you say so.

 

[Majestic]

, Yeah we now have solid proof that the Vorta are brainwashed.

 

[thunderfoot]

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[Adm_Z]

Didn't realize there were wookies in Star Trek.

 

[Atlantis]

I was wandering around Spacedock... yesterday? Monday? I forget. With a mixture of a 3-day weekend and lack of sleep (I've discovered coffee), the days have all merged... and noticed a name I recognised... Cue 'Jaws' theme.

 

[Majestic]

Well hello, didn't see you there. Space galaxy huh?

 

[Adm_Z]

Saw the funniest thing today when I beamed aboard ds9. A Klingon Train. Seriously, there were a dozen or so klingons, all in the guard uni, crouched, and floating across the floor in a line, spaming the zone chat with "Choo choo!" Pictures don't do it justice, but I took some anyway. They also had the party things shooting smoke, fire and fireworks.

 

[Majestic]

That would've been a good laugh, I can imagine the pictures not doing the incident justice.

 

[thunderfoot]

Saw a bunch of 'Fleeters doing the same thing the last time I was at DS9. It was funny at first but then it went on for far too long and became annoying. Wonder if this is one of the new Nagus Dailies for the Officer Reports Mission?

 

[SciFiFan]

Was touring the Galaxy last night. Went to Gamma Orianis to complete the round. When I went back through the transwarp gate, this happened.



I had to wait a couple of minutes for the transwarp engines to cool down and come back online to get out of there. The pilot that was on duty at the time has since been "fired".

 

[Majestic]

Lol, that was funny. Gorn engineering at it's best! And I was all up for giving you a push. Glad you got out of it though, saves me scratching the paint on the Trager!

 

[Adm_Z]

Haha, that stinks. hope it didn't make you lose the tour.

 

[thunderfoot]

Sometimes, this game makes me laugh soo hard at to goof ups.

 

[SciFiFan]

Lol, that was funny. Gorn engineering at it's best! And I was all up for giving you a push. Glad you got out of it though, saves me scratching the paint on the Trager!

That's right. It is the Gorn engineering that allowed a star ship to crash into a transwarp gate and neither going BOOM! Don't be so jealous.

Haha, that stinks. hope it didn't make you lose the tour.

Nah, It was after the tour had ended.

Sometimes, this game makes me laugh soo hard at to goof ups.

Yeah. It can me mind boggling, maddening, and amusing all at the same time. Now that is talent.

 

[CABAL]

Maybe they were testing a new phase cloak?

 

[Borg_Queen]

Lol, very funny. Who knows, it may have been a phase cloak, like the one above said. Though maybe it was the gate that had it.

 

[thunderfoot]

Where is teh Kirk?

 

[Majestic]

That made me laugh TF.

 

[thunderfoot]

In an effort to reach out to new people, STO offers something from the following groups:
Women's Professional Tennis
Jeff Dunham fans

 

[thunderfoot]

Hmmmm.....

 

[Borg_Queen]

Lmao. Still looking for Kirk, eh?

Funny pictures, and I just love that Borg.

 

[Terra_Inc]

Why is teh Kirk so hard to find? Just follow the stream of women.

 

[Borg_Queen]

Not all women like Kirk. I f. ex. like Spock more.

 

[SciFiFan]

Not all women like Kirk. I f. ex. like Spock more.

When do you plan on joining us my queen?