Throw Random Trek Things at Each Other

[Borg_Queen]

Alright, I've been thinking about this one for a while as I was part of such a game on another site, and it turned out rather funny.

The rules:

1. Think of something in Star Trek, and throw it at the next poster.

2. The next poster then posts a response to what's thrown his/her way (f. ex. doing something to that (be creative here, and yes, it's allowed to throw it back if you want)) before he/she then throws something new at the next poster there again.

3. Have fun.

This is going to get crazy.

I'll start.

*Throws a Borg Cube at the next poster.*

 

[La Patience]

Ok i'm not 100% percent sure what im doing but:

I take your cube and using secret technology stolen from the borg by the federation, opens up a quantum singularity to fluidic space only to realize that species 8472 isn't exactly on a friendly basis with the federation either.

*throws this dilemma at anyone*

 

[Borg_Queen]

You are doing it correct, posting a response to what was thrown at you, and then throw something new at the next poster. And that's me in this case, hmmm.

*Thinks over that dilemma, but decides to throw it back.*

*Throws a warp core breach at the next poster.*

PS.: If someone still is unsure on how this is played, I can post a quote of how this game was played on the other site.

 

[Tholian_Storm]

::the breached Warp Core lands amidst a flotilla of Capellan Warships recharging at the Necromo Nadir Jump Point. Having no familiarity with the technology, we take it with us to the Federated Commonwealth and use it as a high-yield explosive, destroying multiple Davion Regiments still bottled up in their DropShips.::

::tosses two Romulan D'deridex-class Warbirds with Tal Shiar Commanders at the next poster.::

 

[La Patience]

A miranda comes into contact with the two warbirds and before they can fire a shot at the miranda, the captain of it appears on the viewscreen drinking some Romulan ale. Now the two commanders of the warbirds have been long in space and havent had a sip of real Romulan ale in ages so they strike a bargain with the captain, there entire cargo hold of Romulan ale and they will let the miranda class go. The captain accepts and goes on his way chuckling to himself he says " I was looking for a way to get rid of that stuff, if starfleet command got ahold of me with that much well it wouldn't be good".

*Chucks two really drunk captains and crews of the warbirds after there little drinking fest (the captian forgot to mention how potent they were)*

As for the species 8472 incident, the federation takes the time to inroduce them to tribbles. They bluff and say it is there ultimate weopon and threaten to send them into Fluidic space unless they become allies, kick some borg but and have a drink after. the plan is a success, the borg run with there cubical tail between there butt and a glorious friendship between species 8472 and barkeep called quark, I mean the federation.

 

[Steven Kodaly]

*Catches the thread, still on the front page of this sub-forum.*

Hmm, drunk Romulans, eh? Well!

What do you do with a drunken spacer,
What do you do with a drunken spacer,
What do you do with a drunken spacer,
Ear-ly in the morning?

Personally, I have no idea what to do with a drunken spacer; so, I space them!

*Waves out the airlock*

Buh-bye!

*TOSS! The next poster detects an incoming bottle of Klingon Bloodwine!*

 

[StarBlade]

*glug glug glug glug*

That was easy. Bloodwine: goes down easy. Qa'pla!

*throws an extra-feisty batch of Chaotic Space at the next poster!*

 

[Steven Kodaly]

*throws an extra-feisty batch of Chaotic Space at the next poster!*

Chaos?! I...
I feel the Warp overtaking m-

Oh. Wrong setting.

Quickly, somebody modify the phase variance!

 

[Borg_Queen]

*Notices no one threw anything at me.

*Throws a 10 liter bucket of Gagh at the next poster.

 

[Jasoneagle]

The Klingon BOP Sent after the Drunken Rommies, Takes the Bucket and has a Small Feast, But with full bellies they now are on the look out for a Battle to Work off the Gagh.

**Throws the battle Hungry Klingons at the Next Poster**

 

[Lord_Trekie]

*Meets previously mentioned Klingon's in struggle to the death and magically defeats them much like Mr Paris did*

**Gives next poster a brand new batch of Nelix's Coffee**

 

[La Patience]

Having heard much about Neelix's coffee, a tholian ambassador decides to try this mystical beverage. He goes to the federation and asks to trade a ship wide amount of Tholian silk in exchange for a newly discovered batch of Neelix's coffee. The federation only to gald to be rid of it - with exception to several weapons developers who wished to use it in a takeover of the romulan empire - exchange it with a huge grin and laugh as the tholian vessel leaves orbit.

the vessel was never heard of again..... but not because of the coffee, no the tholian loved it, he just didn't see the anomaly appaering on his ships sensors while downing the stuff.

*chucks an anomaly with a Tholian vessel trapped within to someone - anomaly is a huge lifeform with huge appatite*

(Yay this game is back again)

 

[Steven Kodaly]

"Scanners show an unusual plastiform creature, or nest of creatures, sir. Records of the Earth-game Hungry, Hungry Hippos appear to give a positive match."

"Sir, we're picking up a distress signal from a . . . A Tholian vessel. Shall we respond?"

Distress signals? Ancient toys come to life? The Tholians?! Sounds like a plot to me!

*Throws plot for an episode of Star Trek into the air*

 

[Borg_Queen]

*Reads the plot and thinks it's a good idea.*

*Throws a bucket with 10 very pregnant Tribbles on the next poster*

 

[Hellkite]

*Fires a Micro-Quantum torpedo at the bucket incarcerating it *

*Then fires another Micro-Quantum torpedo at the next poster*

 

[Atlantis]

*tonk*

Ow! The corner!

*throws a book of Shakespeare (in the original Klingon) at the next poster*

 

[Borg_Queen]

*Gives the book to K'uros, my Klingon Chief of Security*

*Throws a dilemma on how to separate the two rivals Shrun (My Andorian Chief MACO) and K'uros from each other before they wreck the place with their fight*

 

[La Patience]

Threatens the two officer with the prospect of dealing with a rather nasty Tholian Ambasador thats been away from his homeworld for quite sometime.

Throws an alternate Prometheus which was captured by the Rommulans at the next poster. Multi Vecteral Assault mode is active

 

[Atlantis]

Why I oughta!

*throws a bottle of prune juice (a warrior's drink!) at the next poster*

 

[Borg_Queen]

*Gives the Prune Juice to Worf as he asked for one*

*Throws a Time-loop with 30 seconds intervals at the next poster*

 

[Borg_Queen]

*Mysteriously revives this thread by finding out how to get out of the timeloop.*

*Throws a Constitution class starship at the next poster.*

Ok, time to get some replies here again, and remember what has been said in post 1 of this thread.

 

[thunderfoot]

Deftly catches the Connie in a tractor beam from the Fesarius. I've seen the episode in late night re runs, Kirk. This time, your little "Corbomite Maneuver" will not work.
Mua. ha. ha. ha. ha.

Hurls the Grand Nagus at the next person to post in the thread.

 

[Marky]

Long time ago, but I'll try.

Bribe him with gold pressed latinum....

*Throws a mad klingon at the next poster*